Anytime I think I have my shit together I just remember the time I met John Mayer at a party and told him I supported his hair middle part.
Sports Friends: Sliders
Derek Jeter tells Brett Gardner that it’s okay not to know things.
Correcting people who use “your” instead of “you’re” is better than sex and I do it more often.
Earlier this year, I built a “reclaimed-wood” coffee table that I love very much. I love it so much that I am going to give it away. I am moving into a smaller apartment and eventually want to build a different one with Paul for whatever home we move into.
Email me if you want to take this coffee table. For free. I just want it to have a happy home.
Janelle Monae is my hero right now.
I went to Ikea for the very first time today. I feel like I’ve seen the face of God. And it’s filled with meatballs.
Sometime after accepting a proposal of OMGWTFMARRIAGE from my kick-ass boyfriend last Thursday night, I had a brief vision in my head of Sarah McLachlan singing “I Will Remember You” as background music to the soft-focus photographs of ex-boyfriends that appeared and then disappeared from the movie screen in my mind.
Here’s to you ex-boyfriends; may my marriage be better than your relationships in every way possible so that I can ultimately be the “winner” between the two of us. Cheers!