I am an Adult

23rd May 2013

Lindsay: i am having a really really tough day at work
Lindsay: so if you could just be sweet for like five seconds
Lindsay: it would make my day so much better
Lindsay: TELL ME SOMETHING NICE
Paul: we're suppose to get some thunderstorms today

22nd May 2013

I STILL LIKE THIS SONG.

22nd May 2013 | 2,199 notes

azizisbored:

Oh yeah, back in SC, I took some dance classes. (I’m back row, 2nd from the left)

Unsurprisingly, the funniest part about this post is how Aziz points out which person he is in this picture.

21st May 2013 | 286 notes

Tumblr’s employees will also do well. The company’s first 10 employees will receive an average of $6.2 million in cash; the first 30 will receive an average of $3.3 million in cash, and the rest of the 178 employees will each receive $371,000.

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Drinks on y’all, Patron on ice, and we can pop bottles all night cause Yahoo/Tumblr do whatever they liiiiiike (via christinefriar)

Hi Tumblr friends, my name is Marina:

(via cockenblog)

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. JEALOUSY HURTS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

(via cockenblog)

17th May 2013

Ugh, I hate how delicious he looks.

15th May 2013 | 123 notes

surisburnbook:

Every weekend marks an occasion for people to bring presents to Jessica Simpson’s house, and this time it was Maxwell Drew Johnson’s first birthday. According to People, guests were treated to face painting, a children’s band (ugh), and an array of food including “hot dogs, grilled cheese, tacos, fresh fruit, lemonade and candy.”

I believe everything except for the fresh fruit thing.

Your quarterly reminder that Suri’s Burn Book is still one of the best tumblrs ever.