January 2012
12 posts
WatchPerfect Skillet-Fried Chicken
My good friend Casey works in events and promotions at Bon Apetit magazine and wanted to try this recipe (which was on the cover of the February issue). She nailed it. I took some home and ate it cold the next day…still amazing.
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Wish I could remember who I let borrow my New Radicals CD. :-(
It was me. I’ve been busy listening to “You Get What You Give” and mumbling “wake up kids, we’ve got the dreamer’s disease” while fake-drumming on my desk. YA CAUGHT ME.
cockenblog:
My apartment just hit the exact temperature where I’m no longer “ironically” interested in owning adult footie pajamas.
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December 2011
12 posts
Opening a thoughtful Christmas card message that intends to tell someone how much they’ve changed your life with the words “I know at times I can tend toward the dramatic, but…” is probably not the brightest idea.
But I wrote it in INK! And cards are EXPENSIVE!
Watch“Troy and Abed Rap: Christmas Infiltration”
It’s time for this.
Regarding my bloodshot eyes yesterday...
Lindsay: so I've come to the conclusion that the insides of my eyelids must be made of fiberglass
Paul: I always had my suspicions that you were a fully functional cyborg
Season 2 of "Portlandia" premieres on January 6.... →
November 2011
12 posts
CollegeHumor is Hiring!
cockenblog:
Entry-Level Ad Operations Coordinator
You’ll be making sure the ads on the site go the right place at the right time and the right amount of people see them
You’ll get to sit next to a life-size replica of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple
You should be detail-oriented, hard working, and like unlimited free snacks.
Contact me if you’re interested!
Hey, if you read my blog...
Congressman Michael Grimm says "Buy a bar of soap... →
Congressman Michael Grimm on OWS: “These people have overstayed their welcome and it’s time they get the heck out of New York City. Between the filth, the smell, the incessant noise, and threat to public safety, they have done nothing but cause a nuisance to the people who work and live in Lower Manhattan. They’ve cost the city and surrounding businesses millions of dollars, and it’s time these...
Reblog this if you love "Community" and want NBC...
Wait, is it in danger of not staying on-air? I WILL BURN NBC UNIVERSAL’S OFFICES DOWN. I KNOW WHERE YOUR OFFICE IS, STEVE BURKE.
"Unsurprising News" courtesy of Jim Bob and... →
WatchSaturday Night Live: Kardashian Divorce Special
Kristen Wiig and Andy Samberg as the Krises are hilariously spot-on. As usual.
October 2011
10 posts
Watchfunnyordie:
Child Star Psychologist with Kiernan Shipka
Kiernan Shipka (Mad Men) has been in so much therapy on her show that she’s qualified to be a psychologist for other child stars, like Norman Gould (Modern Family), Danielle Fishel (Boy Meets World) and Eden Wood (Toddlers & Tiaras).
Amazing.
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NY Post: Cheap Dates--How the Price of Sex has... →
From last month’s article in the NY Post:
“Every sex act is part of a ‘pricing’ of sex for subsequent relationships”…”if sex has been very easy to get for a particular young man for many years and over the course of multiple relationships, what would eventually prompt him to pay a lot for it in the future — that is, committing to marry?”
Did...
Paul: I can make up rules too..
Paul: My first rule: everytime Lindsay says Paul loses, he actually wins.
Lindsay: My first rule, when Paul THINKS that something is happening
Lindsay: allow him to THINK that, but know that it is not actually the case.
Paul: My 2nd rule: anyone who listens to Justin Bieber is not a logical person and is therefore always wrong.
Lindsay: Okay Paul
Lindsay: You're right
Two Things
1. If you aren’t following me on twitter yet, you’re not really missing out per se, but you are also not getting the full effect of ME.
2. If you are following me on twitter, then you already know that the best way to kill three hours of your life is to go back into your facebook messages and look at the ones from the year 2006.
If getting the full effect of ME is something you want....
Real Conversations that Happen Normally
(5:15:49 PM) Lindsay: ugh (5:15:51 PM) Allie: he’s annoying (5:15:51 PM) Lindsay: he’s annoying (5:16:13 PM) Allie: it was actually so annoying
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September 2011
12 posts
Listening to Death Cab reminds me of how great it... →
The Girl Who Stole My (Albeit Minor) High School... →
Okay, you guys. Today is a great day. And not because I relish in the downfall of others (because let’s be real, she’s probably making more money off of this stupid TV show than I do in my college-education-required corporate job here in NYC) but because somewhere in Texas, my conservative, God-fearing, Christian ex-boyfriend got a text today about that girl he dated and how...